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"Happy My Day!"
by St. Patrick
TAGLINE:
You owe me. I got rid of the snakes. And maybe the Druids. They were bad mamojamas.
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Showing posts with label Holiday. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Happy My Day!
"Happy My Day!"
by St. Patrick
TAGLINE:
You owe me. I got rid of the snakes. And maybe the Druids. They were bad mamojamas.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day
"Happy Valentine's Day
by Cupid
TAGLINE:
Really, just because this holiday is supposedly a "Hallmark holiday," you're going to ignore it? Why not be good to your man or woman every other day AND this day? Why choose to protest instead of love? You're dumb.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Happy New Year!
"Happy New Year!"
by Father Time
BOOK SLEEVE:
A season of grief, a season of woe,
we see the relief, we see the warm glow,
we always feel pain, but come back with cheer,
a wild unknown ahead, so let's ring in the new year!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas To All!
"Merry Christmas To All!"
by George Bailey & Friends
AN EXCERPT:
Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! Merry Christmas, other various 1940s establishments that no longer exist! Merry Christmas!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
How We Saved Christmas!
"How We Saved Christmas!"
by Kevin Manahan & Eyvette Min
TAGLINE: Two kids. One divorce. Hundreds of hilarious antics! It's like Parent Trap. Except with adopted ethnic kids instead of two bratty white girl twins!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Thanksgiving
"Thanksgiving"
a collection of quotes
a collection of quotes
edited by Jake Kilroy
AN EXCERPT:
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
- Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.
- Edward Sandford Martin
Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.
- W.J. Cameron
Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for, annually, not oftener, if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the Indians, during the previous twelve months instead of getting exterminated by their neighbors, the Indians. Thanksgiving Day became a habit, for the reason that in the course of time, as the years drifted on, it was perceived that the exterminating had ceased to be mutual and was all on the white man's side, consequently on the Lord's side; hence it was proper to thank the Lord for it and extend the usual annual compliments.
- Mark Twain
Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.
- Robert Caspar Lintner
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
- Irv Kupcinet
There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
- O. Henry
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
- William Jennings Bryan
Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
- Michael Dresser
I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Happy We-Stole-Your-Land-and-Killed-Your-People Day!
- Al, from the film "Sweet November"
AN EXCERPT:
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
- Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.
- Edward Sandford Martin
Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.
- W.J. Cameron
Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for, annually, not oftener, if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the Indians, during the previous twelve months instead of getting exterminated by their neighbors, the Indians. Thanksgiving Day became a habit, for the reason that in the course of time, as the years drifted on, it was perceived that the exterminating had ceased to be mutual and was all on the white man's side, consequently on the Lord's side; hence it was proper to thank the Lord for it and extend the usual annual compliments.
- Mark Twain
Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.
- Robert Caspar Lintner
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
- Irv Kupcinet
There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
- O. Henry
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
- William Jennings Bryan
Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
- Michael Dresser
I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Happy We-Stole-Your-Land-and-Killed-Your-People Day!
- Al, from the film "Sweet November"
Friday, October 31, 2008
Halloween
"Halloween: a grim day for social networking and dating"
by Jake Kilroy
TAGLINE:
Why should anyone feel comfortable around you on Halloween?
TAGLINE:
Why should anyone feel comfortable around you on Halloween?
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