Quitting

"Quitting: the only thing more rewarding than succeeding is quitting"
a wealth of knowledge shared
by Jake Kilroy

BACK COVER:
Did you actually buy this book or did somebody hand it to you 20 seconds ago and now you're considering maybe using it as some kind of sexual object?

Well, if you bought it, you're off to a bad start. Buying means beginning. Shopping means starting. No, sir (or madam), you need to be the laziest son of a bitch if you intend to quit as much as this book tells you to.

Even now, you're still reading this, but I suppose to need to learn how to quit in order to quit. Or quit now and you'll be ahead of this book. But what will happen years down the line when your kids are in school and your wife works hard? You'll want to quit then. Maybe have a nervous breakdown. Maybe eat some pills like cereal and finish it all off with a bourbon tank and a firearm aimlessly hitting the night sky. Or morning sky. It's all about to you, quitter.

Quitting's easy. It's trying that's the hard part.