There Is No Freakin' Way That You Truly Believe The Premise Of This Show

"There Is No Freakin' Way That You Truly Believe The Premise Of This Show"
by The Cast of Gossip Girl

AN EXCERPT:

I mean, really? An entire show about fancy rich private school kids? You want to watch and stay updated with a television program where a bunch of sexy kids have cooler lives than you ever will? And then they complain about it?

Seriously, do you really care about private school with names like Serena van der Woodsen, Nate Archibald, Givgov P. Bexamis III and Humprey Von Tiddlie Toes? Ok, ok, so the last two names were made up. But some of us actors and actresses on the program have names like Leighton Meester, Penn Badgley and Chace Crawford. Ugh. Don't you hate our fanciness and all that is us?

And if you're going to watch it, then sure, we'll totally be in it. And we'll get paid a lot of money to do it. And then talk about how hard acting is as we grind up on each other in school girl outfits. Meanwhile, the boys have more Botox in their lips than a kiss between Melanie Griffith and Goldie Hawn.

But come on, one of us is 15 in real life. A hand job is still a cool thing at that age. But these characters we play are all like sexy lawyer vampire detectives. They strip and grind like they're all millionaire playboys and party girls. How do you not hate our show?

The freakin' webseries was called Tales From The Upper West Side. And these characters are in private school. An entire show about whiny rich kids sexying each other up and spending way too much money, and still it's not enough. That's the entire program.

Ok, fine. You know what? There's going to be a similar to show on The CW. It's called Sexy Fancy People That Are Better Than You And Still Not Stoked Enough. Here's a still from the pilot episode:

Actually, that was the pilot episode.