Attack Of The One Story Ex

"Attack Of The One Story Ex"
by Jennifer Aniston

TAGLINE:
Get your Team Aniston shirt, blanket and cocoa, because we're about to fry a bitch!

BACK COVER:
Remember in 2005 when Jennifer Aniston filed for divorce?

Remember in 2006 when she said that she wouldn't publicly talk about it?

Remember in 2007 when she let everyone know she still wouldn't talk about it?

Remember in 2008 when she started talking about it by calling Angelina Jolie "uncool?"

But do you also remember in 2008 when Aniston ripped the roof off of Brangelina's house of sin? And ate their children of lies? And kicked over their toilet of injustice? And spit on their spice garden of treachery? And then farted on their bed of unholy cuddling?

Oh, you don't?

Well, then you must have read this back cover before the book. Good for you. You're so trustworthy. Unlike a certain Hollywood couple.

Now, do Team Aniston proud and ruin Fangelina and Money Pitt by reading this book. Just by reading this book, you are burning their evil skin. And killing vampires. Vampires, all of them! You are now Buffy. Enjoy your killer new body and your new body of kills. We love you. Everyone loves you. Just like the famous actress and amazing author Jennifer Aniston! You two are kindred spirits! And hopefully, you won't trick her, just like every other man! You are good to her! You love her! You would never leave her! Together forever!

Foooooooooorrrreeeeeeeeevvvveeeerrrr!